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i'm going to write a book one day.
i like the korea. (k-pop and k-drama)
anime. (lots of Sailor Moon) kittehs. funny things. pretty girls. memes. sex... sort of.
...and whatever else.
i've never been in a decent relationship.
and i emote about it a lot.
i am diabetic, but idgaf.
i want a lot of things.
but i would never want to be around another person exactly like me.
Ethiopia | tumblr: @de-la-ohso | ig: @DJOHSOxo
|violins I:||we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us|
|violins II:||why do we always get the boring parts|
|flutes:||we're so lonely|
|piccolo:||lol fk your ears|
|french horns:||and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE|
|oboes:||IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar|
|violas:||evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US|
|bassoons:||im so posh but i really just honk like a truck|
|timpani:||EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM|
|bass clarinet:||lol where am i|
|tuba:||*waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*|
|harp:||im just a more sophisticated piano|
|piano:||FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG|
|english horn:||im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here|
|basses:||semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves|
|cymbals:||BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS|
|xylophones:||am i meant to be here?|
|bass drum:||MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL|